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Failure University
Failure University (officially abbreviated FU, with sincerest regrets) is a fully self-accredited coeducational Internet-based university. Founded in 2006, it endeavours to provide advanced degrees to the mentally and financially underprivileged — namely those persons who were too dim to be matriculated by a standard college or university, and whose parents were too poor to build [...]
Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous is a forthcoming syndicated television series scheduled to premiere this fall, featuring the incomparable, incommensurable, and now ailing and incomprehensible Robin Leech. The show features the unusual and unknown lifestyles of entertainers, athletes, business personalities, and other wealthy and successful individuals that you’re completely fascinated to learn more [...]
Central Processing Unit
The Central Processing Unit (usually shorted shortened to CPU or processor) is the thingy inside your computer that computes the various processes that make a computer fun and useful to the population at large, such as rendering pornographic websites and running video games. Processors are notable for being small, hot, and extremely expensive. So is [...]
Compulsion in religion
Dear Diary, I’ve heard it said by people that “there is no compulsion in religion”. What exactly does that mean? I wish someone would explain it to my family, because ever since I quit attending church regularly, they’ve been trying to compel me to return. Sure feels like compulsion to me. Of course, when I [...]
Ethnicity
Ethnicity is the state or quality of being non-white, or as social scientists say, Caucasianally challenged. In addition to an unnecessary abundance of pigment, individuals afflicted with ethnicity often have cultural, linguistic, religious, and behavioural aspects that differ significantly from those of regular white people. Statistically, ethnicity has been linked with an overall lower quality [...]
Reasons Not To Kill You In Cold Blood Right Where You Stand
I forgive you. Life must have been hard on you, for you to take it out on others the way you do. Everyone can change for the better. You’re not as bad as… There are worse people than you, like… I’m trying to be a more understanding person. It’s not my place to take the [...]
Pork is evil
Dear Diary, Yesterday I was eating a ham sandwich and I had another stark realization. Pork is evil. As wide as the gulf of understanding may be between the Muslims and the Jews, this much they can agree on: Pork is evil. Of course, they’ll continue their fervid debate on the relative merits of the [...]
The Truth About Canada
Good day. How’s it goin’, eh? Like, uhm, welcome to Canada, eh? Want to have a bit of fun with our moose herd? I’ll tell ya though, they’re pretty loaded from the party last night, and you don’t want to piss off a moose when he’s like, hung over, eh? They’ll like, uh, run you [...]
Billy Graham
The Chihuahua Provincial Examiner Online — DRAFT VERSION ONLY — DO NOT PUBLISH — DRAFT VERSION ONLY — My Answer by Billy Graham Q: What did Jesus mean when He said the meek will “inherit the earth”? Am I supposed to be doing something to prepare? If so, what? — T. L. A: First of [...]
Prima donna
Prima donna refers to the state of American economics and culture prior to 1981. Historians are generally in agreement that during this period it was still possible to bring ideas to market without blatantly sexualizing them to an infinite degree. Defining Characteristics The prima donna era can be described as the period of time when [...]
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