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Failure University

Published on June 24, 2009 By Todd Lyons

Failure University (officially abbreviated FU, with sincerest regrets) is a fully self-accredited coeducational Internet-based university. Founded in 2006, it endeavours to provide advanced degrees to the mentally and financially underprivileged — namely those persons who were too dim to be matriculated by a standard college or university, and whose parents were too poor to build [...]

Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

Published on June 16, 2009 By Todd Lyons

Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous is a forthcoming syndicated television series scheduled to premiere this fall, featuring the incomparable, incommensurable, and now ailing and incomprehensible Robin Leech. The show features the unusual and unknown lifestyles of entertainers, athletes, business personalities, and other wealthy and successful individuals that you’re completely fascinated to learn more [...]

22.86 Centimetre Nails

Published on May 6, 2009 By Todd Lyons

22.86 Centimetre Nails is a Canadian band — in actuality, just one Canadian guy masquerading as a band — popularly abbreviated as 2286CMN. While labelled by some critics label as a blatant rip off of Nine Inch Nails, the band has sold well in Canada. However, this may be due to a nationwide drought in [...]

A belated favour for Morrissey

Published on April 29, 2009 By Todd Lyons

(Most pictures I post are made by others: this one is a rare exception!  Done with GIMP.)

Chicken of the Sea

Published on December 24, 2008 By Todd Lyons

Based in San Diego, California, Chicken of the Sea is the company that is single-handedly responsible for the breeding of 96% of the world’s population of gill-equipped, underwater poultry. Originally, these schools of chickens were harvested for packing in nice, neat tins, for consumption by fat, bloated carcasses like you. However, after being liberated by [...]