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The Tragically Hip

Published on November 29, 2006 By Todd Lyons

The Tragically Hip is a self-help support group founded in 1983 as an oasis for sufferers of debilitating personal magnetism. History of the Movement Gordon the Conqueror In 1982, Gord Downie was just another anonymous resident of Kingston, Ontario. Or at least he would have been, had he not been so inordinately cool. Mornings were [...]

Heywood Banks

Published on November 17, 2006 By Todd Lyons

Heywood Banks is an American comedian, musician and financial advisor. Some of his most popular songs include “Toast”, “Wiper Blades” and “How to get Free Money from the United States Government”. Birth Born under the name “Matthew Lesko”, Heywood was a child of the Great Depression of the 1940s. His father had lost everything after [...]

Linus Torvalds

Published on November 5, 2006 By Todd Lyons

Linus Torvalds is a self-admitted foreigner to American soil and a known Communist seeking to undermine the foundation of western society by giving away software that he should rightfully charge dozens of dollars for, were he a true-blooded American and not some Finnish pinko commie bastard. Conception/Inception “Why yes, I am God. I just assume [...]

Garrison Keillor

Published on June 10, 2006 By Todd Lyons

Garrison Keillor or simply GK is a commonly available sleeping aid, derived from N-pr-odiazepine, and marketed under brand names Lakewobegonium®, Prairiehomecompanium® and Writersalmanacium®. History After making cookies this is what he does. A highly effective sedative, the effects of GK were first observed in the early 1960s in small test runs at the University of [...]

Rock Hudson

Published on May 25, 2006 By Todd Lyons

Rock Hudson (November 17, 1925 – October 2, 1985?) is an American actor, famous for his manly, lumberjack appearance and an unwavering masculinity that makes sissy-boy Johnny-come-latelies like Vin Diesel look like tea-tray boys or beauty parlour estheticians in comparison. Biography By special arrangement with Almighty God Himself, Rock Hudson was born “Roy Harold Scherer [...]