Photoshopped. Either that or human pointlessness has reached a new low. I’m calling fake because of the ‘cheap’ factor. Someone had to pay for this, and taxpayers would have killed the politicians responsible.
8th wedding anniversary approaches. What to get for the woman who’s put up with ME for 8 years? Suppose I shoulda crowdsourced earlier. #
Wait, wait. Don’t write me off as unromantic slime. I’ve made something wonderful & personal for her. Just doesn’t feel like enough somehow. #
Saw a story today that said #octranspo buses are running 65% on time. I believe that. I’m first stop on my route, yet it’s not consistent. #
@TariqPiracha Thanks, Tariq. Good advice. Getting better at it as I go. First 5 years I was awful. Last 3 I’ve worked at being worth her. in reply to TariqPiracha#
On the off chance I’ve underestimated the charm of my gift, I’d appreciate referrals to good couches around the city. #
@TariqPiracha She’s definitely not materialistic. Likes thoughtful stuff. Last year I wrote 1 love poem a day for the 7 days before our 7th. in reply to TariqPiracha#
@herrealworld If you start having 2-way conversations with yourself, within or between Twitter accounts, I’m on the next plane to TO. in reply to herrealworld#
Agreed. I print, so to me cursive is practically calligraphy. RT @mpeers: cursive writing is now radical #
Really amazes me how many people on Twitter won’t observe simple pleasantries. We’re cliquey and guarded, even in Web 2.0. #