Humour

The Most Amazing Halloween Costume Ever

Posted by on October 31, 2010 at 7:00 am

Bad name, bad placement, bad… bad.

Posted by on October 20, 2010 at 9:46 am

IMAG0005, originally uploaded by toddlyons. I saw this at the Uniprix pharmacy near my workplace. I’m not sure what the marketers were thinking when they named the product. I’m not aware of too many runaway best sellers (well, any) where the treatment was named after the disease.  Evidently, someone slept through that semester of university… [...]

Yes there is!

Posted by on October 19, 2010 at 2:28 pm

It’s been right there all along! ‘Nuff said.

Get a Grip

Posted by on October 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Get a Grip 1, originally uploaded by toddlyons. My wife loves me, This I know, For her gag gifts Tell me so. Just about ever Saturday, my wife brings me home something from the second-hand shop she works at.  Often it’s clothes, but occasionally it’s a novelty gift like this one. Yeah, sometimes I do [...]

No Kill I

Posted by on October 14, 2010 at 7:57 am

Classic Star Trek punk.  Is that a real genre?  A genre of one, perhaps.  Here’s the eponymous track from the band No Kill I.  Their name comes from the scrawling of an alien life form in the Star Trek episode The Devil in the Dark.  Sad I never saw these guys when I had the chance.

Is it wrong to…

Posted by on October 1, 2010 at 7:53 am

I captured this one myself, so I can vouch for the authenticity.  Silly Google.

On FarmVille…

Posted by on September 17, 2010 at 7:12 am

I Write Like…

Posted by on September 15, 2010 at 1:45 pm

Here’s an experiment.  While I did have to stitch together two pages to show this result in a single picture, the writing is my own work, and the results are the site’s actual response. So where’s my book deal? Try it yourself – http://iwl.me/

Constance Bay Business (?) District

Posted by on September 15, 2010 at 11:30 am

I haven’t seen that sort of open advertisement of adult services outside of Amsterdam. Oh Canada! Constance Bay, it turns out, has not designated its downtown a red-light district, despite what its signs may have indicated. The City of Ottawa sign, which was erected about a month ago, directed travellers to Constance Bay’s “business district” [...]

…Because the Cops Were Chasing Him

Posted by on September 13, 2010 at 6:52 am