Barely begun & already Election is gone to the dogs. RT @macjudith: New in Ottawa mayoral race RT @Cleo4Mayor: Great 1st day of campaigning! # Thanks @Twitter, but I don’t want to follow people that are also followed by people I’ve unfollowed. If I dropped them, their follows = meh. # This just in: Justin [...]

RT @anildash: Because of their track record of killing Americans, I can’t support the construction of a Ground Zero McDonald’s. # RT @SLJT06: Make sure your kids are asleep before you do the nasty!! OMG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PpYasA94sU # Vegetables have plenty of protein, and even potatoes are a complete protein http://bit.ly/aaCA5k #vegetarian #vegan # Survey: 98 [...]

Moms,  Dads:  Consider yourself crowdsourced. I’m a happily-married father of three girls (two, four, and six) who’s witnessed his involvements outside work, home, and family dwindle from some to little, then from little to nothing, and more recently from near-nothing to near-something.  I could use some perspective about what a realistic expectation is because for [...]

At ToddiPhone, scheming is Job 1. Deep inside our super-secret laboratory hundreds of kilometres beneath the Earth’s crust, our mad geniuses are hard at work  hatching diabolical plans to revolutionize the telecommunications industry. For example, they’ve created the satellite to end all satellites.  Literally.  They’ve spun thousands of feet of fibre optic cable into a behemoth that makes the [...]

Plenty.  After all, it’s more than a communications device, it’s a reflection of you. And what if your phone is a ToddiPhone? You’re cheap. You have low standards. You’ll go anywhere, with anyone, anytime. You’re here for a good time, not a long time. You’re disposable. Your integrity is suspect. You’re internally flawed. You hide [...]