The Tragically Hip is a self-help support group founded in 1983 as an oasis for sufferers of debilitating personal magnetism. History of the Movement Gordon the Conqueror In 1982, Gord Downie was just another anonymous resident of Kingston, Ontario. Or at least he would have been, had he not been so inordinately cool. Mornings were [...]

“The worst puppet show ever!” ~ Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times “Three solid hours of Eve Ensler and her posse…” ~ Noel Coward, famous playwright The Vagina Monologues is the award-winning sequel to the staggeringly popular The Scrotum Soliloquies, and was written especially for the lips not legally kissable in public… except possibly in Amsterdam, the [...]

“That proves it, doesn’t it? You said he was dead! It’s like Chinese food, this is. Half an hour later you have to kill him again!” ~ The Grand Master of Ecky-Thump on Kung Fu “I still shudder when I think about the warrior who came up behind me, and the thwacking he gave me [...]

You’ve heard it. Usually it’s late at night, after all the really good radio announcers have gone home; but, if you live in a small town, the voice might be coming from the morning disc jockey, or “the drive home show” guy. Diagnosis Even for the casual listener, the fake announcer voice (or FAV) is [...]

Heywood Banks is an American comedian, musician and financial advisor. Some of his most popular songs include “Toast”, “Wiper Blades” and “How to get Free Money from the United States Government”. Birth Born under the name “Matthew Lesko”, Heywood was a child of the Great Depression of the 1940s. His father had lost everything after [...]

MANHATTAN, NY — The clear-cutting of vast numbers of oak trees for the manufacture of beverage coasters, gear shift knobs, gourmet toothpicks, and other products vital to the stability of the North American economy has resulted in a shortage of available living space, and a corresponding reduction in the supply of acorns, a squirrel advocacy group said today. [...]

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KEMPTVILLE, Ontario, Canada — Farting and belching by vegans is a key contributor to global warming problems, extinction of earth species, and a worldwide suicide epidemic involving Angus Beef cattle suffering from feelings of alienation and personal rejection, a climate change think tank warned today. The Centre for Vegan Bio-terrorism Research studied the relative emissions discharge of cattle, vegans, and “normal” [...]

Since time immemorial — which is to say it’s been going on for such a long time that nobody can remember a time before it — women have been asking men trick questions, and men have been stupidly falling for it time and time after bloody time and time again. Perhaps it’s not been since [...]

Note to self: remember to add some content to this page. Memory is the ability of the brain to retain information over long periods of time, and recall it at a later time…  like when the information is needed later, whenever that is.  If it is. Introduction Memory is the ability of the brain to [...]