Early Years Not surprisingly, Oscar Mayer was born in Bavaria, Germany, the hotbed of tubular meat since the first ancient butchers looked down at the rubble of discarded organs and miscellaneous shavings at their feet and pondered, “How can I sell this?” Like most Bavarians, and indeed like most young boys worldwide, young Oscar’s fascination [...]

Captain’s log, Stardate: twenty-nine ninety-five plus tax. First Mission The USS Article is on its maiden voyage to the Gulagha System. While the vessel is incomplete at this time, having been pushed out of Stardock prematurely in order for another more important article to begin construction, engineers at Starfleet Headquarters have offered their sincerest assurances [...]

The Root of All Evil is a popular tourist destination located at the head of the Persian Gulf, on the modern-day shoreline north of the original site of the Garden of Eden (now submerged under the Gulf waters). Origin “The Root”, as it is colloquially known, was established in the year 277 Anno Mundi, or [...]

Fozzie Bear is an entertainment-industry veteran, and the star of a number of groundbreaking shows including Grizzly Adams, Mututal of Omaha’s Wilde Kingdom, and the 1979 John Frankenheimer film Prophecy. The Early Years Still erroneously believed to have been the sole handiwork of famed muppeteer Jim Henson in 1975, Fozzie was actually born in 1972 [...]