Ancient Scripture And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Gateus Billionus, that all software should be licensed. And all went to be registered, every one into his (or her) own city. And Joseph also went up from Grand Coulee (missing Moses Lake completely) into King County, [...]

Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the house Was an orgy of presents, worth more than… the house; The Xbox was stuffed up the chimney with care, For fear that the repo-man soon would be there; My mind, it was pondering, while laying in bed, A vision of bankruptcy danced in my head; [...]