Tom Servo is a major literary figure of the 20th century, as well as a champion of appliance equal rights. Born as Thomas Çerveaux on an assembly line in Cuisinart, France, he fled the country at a young age when appliances who did not conform to government standards were fried at high voltages. He anglicised [...]

Origin Teapots are thought to have been originally native to England. However, due to smuggling, illegal export, black market trading, the Harding Administration, and backyard breeding, they are now scattered throughout the world. Mistreatment Historically, teapots have been thoroughly mistreated by humankind: forced to do menial tasks such as actually pouring tea. There are reports [...]

Fecal E.Coli is the flagship product of the legendary Coca Coli Company. History In March, 1886, John Fecalshed was a poor dairyman in danger of losing his family farm. Pestilence had wrought illness within his herds and literally flooded the fields with diarrhea. Unable to afford to hire extra hands, the arduous task of cleanup [...]

Chronology March 13, 1982 A military force under the command of General Hector Boiardi (Italy) notifies the White House of its intention to launch an invasion of the mainland United States. US President Ronald Reagan puts the nation on alert and mobilizes all branches of the armed forces to create a defense perimeter and round-the-clock [...]

Proctology is the branch of science encompassing the exploration and charting of deep crevasses, folds, flaps, abysses, fissures, caverns, chasms, gorges, holes, pits, and voids. History Proctology, like many other modern scientific disciplines can trace its roots back to Ancient Greece. It began, rather humbly, with pairs of friends exchanging impromptu examinations with the tools [...]

“I like ‘em. They’re like, really good, eh?”” ~ Geddy Lee One of several musical groups given the moniker of “Canadian Power Trio” (despite the fact that they often have more than three members), To Be Announced (often shortened to TBA) is distinguished by their unique omnipresence — the ability to play multiple shows at [...]